Not all Fudge Stripes are created equal.
* And I do not mean ordinary little people size. Oh, hells no, these mutants were made for some critter about 1.5 Barbies tall. Possibly the sneaky-sized Sasquatches of Saskatchewan, but they aren't h. sap. and can rarely scare up the price of store-bought cookies. Plus, Immigration won't let 'em into the States 'cos they haven't any paperwork.
6 days ago