Dear Bedroom Community Chevrolet Dealer Who Keeps Mailing Me Offers To Buy My Car:
Please take this to heart: The only circumstance under which I would purchase a new car would be if someone was holding a gun to my head. That is, unless they insisted that I buy a Chevy. If they did, I would ask them to please hurry up and pull the trigger.
Sincerely,
Fool Who Purchased A Brand-New Cavalier (in the first year the model was offered and regretted it for ten years. While I was having the engine rebuilt after the heads warped, I bought a rusty 1974 MGB for $300, and found it to be more fun and more dependable than the Chevy. I parked the Cavalier and drove the MG.)
You could not give me a Chevy. I'm sure they make plenty of fine cars, but that wretched little hatchback soured me on 'em for good.
The CEOs of Ford and GM recently met with Trump to urge him to endorse legislation that would only allow their dealerships to repair/maintain their cars. Ford and GM are now dead to me!
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