tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post241351213268259556..comments2024-03-28T20:53:49.167-04:00Comments on The Adventures of Roberta X: You Never Lose The KnackRoberta Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956807794520627885noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-13892537687474280362009-11-04T14:37:47.200-05:002009-11-04T14:37:47.200-05:00A friend was taking his 80+ year old mother to the...A friend was taking his 80+ year old mother to the doctors office in downtown San Francisco.<br /><br />Protesters demanding more pay to empty the trash were yelling through megaphones and banging drums very loudly.<br /><br />She stopped and said in a loud stern voice "Stop that noise this instant!"<br /><br />They did. She still has it.Ride Fasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01665658134264970252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-11765402191173210762009-11-02T18:06:17.736-05:002009-11-02T18:06:17.736-05:00What, you didn't have a LNA lying around?
If ...What, you didn't have a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-noise_amplifier" rel="nofollow">LNA</a> lying around?<br /><br />If I need to yell, I can flash-back to my NCO days. With an extra helping of menace, if my voice will hold out.samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06266828722290789801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-19376467217308670242009-11-02T08:50:28.326-05:002009-11-02T08:50:28.326-05:00Well C of course.
If I did A, a bunch of clueless...Well C of course.<br /><br />If I did A, a bunch of clueless feckwits who think world government would work, would take it apart with stone knives and bearskins.<br /><br />B the prez would probably have me taken apart at the same time.John Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04875185117306503147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-35058096586920081392009-11-02T07:41:56.920-05:002009-11-02T07:41:56.920-05:00It's a guy thing.
Guy 1Whutizzit?
Guy 2I du...It's a guy thing. <br /><br />Guy 1<i>Whutizzit?</i><br />Guy 2<i>I dunno.</i><br />In unison <i>Let's shake the snot outta it!</i><br /><br />Which reminds me of a joke.<br /><br />Man Test<br /><br />You are given a box by a very advanced alien being. You are told that it will end world hunger, rid the Earth of all disease and end all war. <br /><br />Being a man, You:<br /><br />A) Immediately head to NYC to hand it over to the UN.<br />B) Immediately make a beeline to DC to hand the box over to the President.<br />C) Take it apart to see how it works.Tango Juliethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07593296126387219845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-89436553442530950802009-11-02T07:41:09.754-05:002009-11-02T07:41:09.754-05:00I drove a school bus for about 3 years. It was ov...I drove a school bus for about 3 years. It was over 10 years ago now, but I can still fire off a "Sit down and be quiet" that makes the airport call and complain about the noise!<br /><br />WV - 'demilli': purging your music collection of '80s lip-syncers?JohnMXLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671095673014400915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-52359882442750917022009-11-01T23:28:44.822-05:002009-11-01T23:28:44.822-05:00Its all fun til you have an ND with it. That take...Its all fun til you have an ND with it. That takes some apologizing.<br /><br />JimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com