tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post2448204473064576366..comments2024-03-28T20:53:49.167-04:00Comments on The Adventures of Roberta X: Y'know What Sucks About Being A Gunnie?Roberta Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956807794520627885noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-47442605943042460212012-12-07T23:37:30.064-05:002012-12-07T23:37:30.064-05:00Whenever I feel crappy my friends are all about wh...Whenever I feel crappy my friends are all about who gets my "stuff" if I die.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-74302625345236716062012-12-01T11:30:14.283-05:002012-12-01T11:30:14.283-05:00As I've repeatedly told friends:
The first si...As I've repeatedly told friends:<br /><br />The first sign that I am going to shoot myself will be the loud bang of the shot. If I'm talking, I am not suicidal; just bummed.<br /><br />Be entertaining, not concerned so I get unbummed!Angus McThaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09295013525738248801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-73533257735504840472012-12-01T10:45:38.485-05:002012-12-01T10:45:38.485-05:00Yeah,I understand.When I had a stroke,everybody wa...Yeah,I understand.When I had a stroke,everybody was sure I'd off myself,but I'm not the kind to quit,I learned to walk again.Then I started having seizures,and the drugs they gave me had a warning label"may cause depression".Loved ones thought I should get rid of my guns.I said "Look,if I wanted to kill myself,I wouldn't leave a big mess for you to clean up,I'd just take the whole bottle of pills at once and go to sleep (forever)"<br />They didn't take my car keys or my razor,or my belt,(which all can be lethal)but OMG GUNS!<br />BillAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-56928867044620512622012-12-01T10:21:48.811-05:002012-12-01T10:21:48.811-05:00Just because you're done with the flu doesn...Just because you're done with the flu doesn't mean you're OVER it. <br /><br />Take it easy until you feel like your old uh, FORMER self.<br /><br />JohninMD, had the pneu myself a year ago September; compared to you, looks like I got off light. Just a handful of pills to fix it, but none of the goood kind, dad-rat-it.rickn8orhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16911803300343351338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-58592444778750976092012-12-01T09:29:09.384-05:002012-12-01T09:29:09.384-05:00Borepatch,
"Yeah, because nobody ever killed...Borepatch,<br /><br />"<i>Yeah, because nobody ever killed themselves before the invention of Gunpowder.</i>"<br /><br />A lot fewer people made meddlesome 911 calls back then, though. :pTamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-5583202943477142452012-12-01T06:28:47.463-05:002012-12-01T06:28:47.463-05:00FEEL BETTER!FEEL BETTER!NAVIGATORnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-45373992211937281682012-12-01T06:08:41.473-05:002012-12-01T06:08:41.473-05:00 I suspect the paranoids, Able; they poison we... I suspect the paranoids, Able; they poison wells, you know, and carry disease.Roberta Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09956807794520627885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-13986365954108690392012-11-30T23:44:46.753-05:002012-11-30T23:44:46.753-05:00Can someone please explain why you have so many ou...Can someone please explain why you have so many outbreaks of 'Ogden Nash' like flu epidemics (and sundry others too)? Over here we seem to go for years without anything more than our usual (namby-pamby british) colds, or are we just too wishy-washy to get proper germs now?<br /><br />Still thinking of you. Hope you recover soon - I saw a TR3 and frogeye with your name on it ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-33282188106556844702012-11-30T21:45:43.287-05:002012-11-30T21:45:43.287-05:00Hope you feel better soon! Hope you feel better soon! Keadshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09982258812373127063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-40703625202456538982012-11-30T21:43:12.773-05:002012-11-30T21:43:12.773-05:00And gods forbid you express any frustration with t...And gods forbid you express any frustration with the rest of the species....<br /><br />BGMBGMillernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-62678239908945792022012-11-30T21:42:16.403-05:002012-11-30T21:42:16.403-05:00I guess I'm lucky. when I tell SWMBO I'm f...I guess I'm lucky. when I tell SWMBO I'm feeling blue she says, "You're not going to get rid of your guns are you?"<br />Dave Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04813274491601970838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-10216277909665269012012-11-30T21:23:13.743-05:002012-11-30T21:23:13.743-05:00Thas'ok. Beats.the snot outta p-neumonia, whic...Thas'ok. Beats.the snot outta p-neumonia, which I had SO much fun with last Nov. Apparrently, standard procedure is a syringe in the back, into lung to draw off fluid from said lung. Naw. No way, Jose'. We went in the armpit w/a garden hose ta suck the jello outta that puppy. I was so out of it, don't even remember the ride to E/R. VERY strange delusions/hallusinations. (good drugs helped, I'm sure...) I'll take da flu, thank yew vurry much.... O:-)JohninMd.(help!)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-24680610679442229722012-11-30T19:49:21.397-05:002012-11-30T19:49:21.397-05:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzU9FgNTYrU
;-)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzU9FgNTYrU<br /><br />;-)Borepatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05029434172945099693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-44902049486813692392012-11-30T19:48:33.079-05:002012-11-30T19:48:33.079-05:00Yeah, because nobody ever killed themselves before...Yeah, because nobody ever killed themselves before the invention of Gunpowder.Borepatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05029434172945099693noreply@blogger.com