tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post2672751467737831271..comments2024-03-26T10:02:32.848-04:00Comments on The Adventures of Roberta X: My Scheduling BrillianceRoberta Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956807794520627885noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-45935094039488052372013-04-03T07:13:21.070-04:002013-04-03T07:13:21.070-04:00ROFLROFLJuliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506274310934059070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-1728546251994534152013-04-02T05:39:47.239-04:002013-04-02T05:39:47.239-04:00"... while in the former it probably means br..."... while in the <i>former</i> it probably means breasts."<br /><br />Derp.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-68205161014825920632013-04-02T05:38:18.466-04:002013-04-02T05:38:18.466-04:00The main difference between American English and t...The main difference between American English and the mother tongue is that in the latter, any unidentified plural noun may be taken as referring to testicles, while in the latter it probably means breasts.<br /><br />In both languages, any unfamiliar verb is most likely a slang term for self-gratification.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-52810747695579749172013-04-02T02:15:19.133-04:002013-04-02T02:15:19.133-04:00I have to say that that 'advice' is a fair...I have to say that that 'advice' is a fairly accurate aide for Americans visiting us here in Ye Olde Englande - honest!<br /><br />(I'll never be able to visit Oxford again without hurting myself laughing, as a number of friends did yesterday, one even requiring 'off-licence' treatment after falling off his .... spanner)<br /><br />Thanks for making my day.Ablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18109723804885979128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-11955796450244937202013-04-01T20:00:33.944-04:002013-04-01T20:00:33.944-04:00Good one, you're about as good a scheduler as ...Good one, you're about as good a scheduler as I am... :-)Old NFOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16404197287935017147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-2876858940265747312013-04-01T09:09:18.201-04:002013-04-01T09:09:18.201-04:00I, for one, LOLed. But I have one of those cool w...I, for one, LOLed. But I have one of those cool workplaces.Fuzzy Curmudgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03802539927743643041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-71445967837882929632013-04-01T08:06:58.625-04:002013-04-01T08:06:58.625-04:00ROBERTA
I ENJOYED THE ADVICE TO AMERICAN TRAVELER...ROBERTA<br /><br />I ENJOYED THE ADVICE TO AMERICAN TRAVELERS IT REMINDED ME OF A BRITISH PUBLICATION I OBTAINED SOME YEARS AGO<br /><br />"ADMIRALTY NOTICE TO MARINERS" WAS CHOCK FULL OF USEFUL ADVICE THE BIT<br />ABOUT SEA MINES WAS PARTICULARLY HELPFUL <br /><br /> "THE ADMIRALTY AS OF 1 MARCH HAS RESCINDED ITS BOUNTY OF FIVE POUNDS STERLING FOR THE RECOVERY OF SEA MINES HENCEFORTH SEAFARERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO REPORT THE PRESENCE OF MINES OF MINES BY<br />WIRELESS TELEGRAPHY OR WIRELESS TELEPHONY TO THE ADMIRALTY OR HM COAST GUARD STATIONS TAKING NOTE OF THE TIME POSITION AND DESCRIPTION OF SAID MINE <br />EVERY EFFORT SHOULD BE MADE TO DISPOSE OF THE MINE BY SMALLARMS<br />FIRE BUT CAUTION SHOULD EXERCISED NOT TO APPROACH WITHIN 500 YARDS OF THE MINE SO AS TO AVOID DAMAGE TO PERSONEL OR VESSEL FROM POSSIBLE RESIDUAL EFFECTS OF BLAST<br /><br />FISHERMAN ARE WARNED NOT TO ENTER HARBOUR WITH MINES FOULED IN THEIR TRAWLES EVERY EFFORT SHOULD BE MADE TO CUT AWAY NETS AND PROCEED AS BEFORE <br /><br />MINES DISCOVERED AFTER THE CATCH HAS BEEN BROUGHT ON DECK THE MASTER OF THE FISHING VESSEL<br />SHOULD HOIST INTERNATIONAL CODE FLAG "BRAVO"FROM THE MOST PROMINENT HALLIARD AND CONTACT THE ADMIRALTY BY WIRELESS<br /><br /> DO NOT ENTER HARBOUR STOP YOUR VESSEL AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS"<br /><br />WHAT CAN I SAY ? GOD SAVE THE QUEEN !NAVIGATORnoreply@blogger.com