tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post2959188462984577038..comments2024-03-28T20:53:49.167-04:00Comments on The Adventures of Roberta X: Enunciated At A Bad DriverRoberta Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956807794520627885noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-9913001690925375532010-09-27T23:46:12.271-04:002010-09-27T23:46:12.271-04:00I think I may have read too many Draka books, or a...I think I may have read too many Draka books, or am becoming extra-grumpy in my old age, because I am imagining sizable stakes imbedded in the ground, with sharpened tops.Justthisguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17277333206171756636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-7423716466119500512010-09-24T21:34:56.646-04:002010-09-24T21:34:56.646-04:00To John: Hey buddy! Do you have a permit for that ...To John: Hey buddy! Do you have a permit for that vomit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-81837352222619691392010-09-24T16:23:06.522-04:002010-09-24T16:23:06.522-04:00Roomie was driving me around cause I was feeling a...Roomie was driving me around cause I was feeling a bit pooky. (To borrow Tam's word) We pulled out in front of a car an adequate distance away. He sped up to try to run us over, and was beside us at the red light screaming and showing us his middle finger. I started to get out of the car. I was going to go over and vomit upon him as a sort of appropriate social commentary. He launched through a red light, narrowly avoiding collision, and snagged the kind attention of Officer Friendly. Roomie let me get back in the car, and drove off when the light changed. "Our work here is done!" She proclaimed.<br /><br />I probably would have made three of the stroppy young fool! <br /><br />If I had got my hands on him that is.John Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04875185117306503147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-69380568116670800122010-09-24T15:52:10.471-04:002010-09-24T15:52:10.471-04:00Sounds like the perfect job, I think I'd want ...Sounds like the perfect job, I think I'd want to work it on commission. Though if I had to I'd pay for the priviledge.Seceshnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-66883297833750661612010-09-24T10:38:41.907-04:002010-09-24T10:38:41.907-04:00Last night I almost rear-ended one of those jackwa...Last night I almost rear-ended one of those jackwagons who treats a roundabout like a four-way stop. I honked; he flipped me the bird. <br /><br />Let me know if you get the position. I'll hold the extra whips.Joannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10952078709114872197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-75405409520571218652010-09-24T02:38:32.888-04:002010-09-24T02:38:32.888-04:00Anon: don't tempt me.Anon: don't tempt me.Roberta Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09956807794520627885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-87316733573225756622010-09-23T23:35:22.044-04:002010-09-23T23:35:22.044-04:00Step 1.) Find God's office/workshop.
Step 2.)...Step 1.) Find God's office/workshop.<br /><br />Step 2.) Locate big, red button labeled RESET. (Or PWR/STNDBY, or I/O, whatever. The big, red, important looking one.)<br /><br />Step 3.) Press button.<br /><br />Step 4.) If you've made it to step 4 you've screwed up somewhere. Return to step 1 and try again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-20651769124812277032010-09-23T23:22:30.288-04:002010-09-23T23:22:30.288-04:00Roberta, wanna trade? Down here it's "Pu...Roberta, wanna trade? Down here it's "Pull Over in Front of Me and Drive Slow While Talking on Your Cellphone" Month.<br /><br />Again.rickn8orhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16911803300343351338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-13046158798984279362010-09-23T22:06:10.646-04:002010-09-23T22:06:10.646-04:00There are some people it should be legal to flog. ...There are some people it should be legal to flog. Drivers with no regard for other drivers sheet metal, and the simpletons who think it is cool to wear a cell phone like an oversize earring should each get an extra twenty with the heavy whip. <br /><br />StrangerStrangerhttp://extranosalley.comnoreply@blogger.com