tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post3313685544657296518..comments2024-03-28T20:53:49.167-04:00Comments on The Adventures of Roberta X: I Think My Mom Writes Signs For The Street DepartmentRoberta Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956807794520627885noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-90227392484534261452011-12-09T13:37:31.814-05:002011-12-09T13:37:31.814-05:00When I got a job in Texas, the only advice my moth...When I got a job in Texas, the only advice my mother gave me was a laughing, "Don't walk in front of any pickup trucks."<br /><br />Remembering this has saved my life any number of times since I moved here.<br /><br />Thanks, Mom!mikeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-43279135019987954422011-12-08T22:57:39.804-05:002011-12-08T22:57:39.804-05:00Mom's clippings next to the phone read:
They&#...Mom's clippings next to the phone read:<br />They're the 10 Commandments NOT the 10 Suggestions.<br />Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.<br /><br />Any yes, I still get a clean hankie out of the drawer every day (or 3) and dbl. check my zipper before leaving the house.<br />Thanks Mom!Stretchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-60472091198303260462011-12-08T22:32:09.328-05:002011-12-08T22:32:09.328-05:00Brain J: "better late than never" is my ...Brain J: "better late than never" is my new motto.... ;)Roberta Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09956807794520627885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-81005830150547807902011-12-08T18:08:06.158-05:002011-12-08T18:08:06.158-05:00The best part, of course, is that these are writte...The best part, of course, is that <a href="http://brianjnoggle.com/blog/2006/10/07/the-government-organism-learns/" rel="nofollow">these are written instructions to explain the iconography that the government used to replace the written "Walk/Dont Walk" signs</a> that people who could not read could not understand.Brian J.http://brianjnoggle.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-70655964279251963852011-12-08T11:31:52.690-05:002011-12-08T11:31:52.690-05:00And don't run with scissors!And don't run with scissors!BobGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405172215849046373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-6563666438010662692011-12-08T11:18:03.148-05:002011-12-08T11:18:03.148-05:00That's funny. My mother used to say "Her...That's funny. My mother used to say "Here's a razor blade. Go play in traffic".DaddyBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07508543148426098384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-59617895149645737292011-12-08T11:05:18.305-05:002011-12-08T11:05:18.305-05:00"Finish crossing if started..." I'd ..."Finish crossing if started..." I'd been wondering about that.Ed Rasimushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13667325554289268659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-61636595476282735082011-12-08T08:45:37.091-05:002011-12-08T08:45:37.091-05:00And only $23,000 of TARP money was spent per sign,...And only $23,000 of TARP money was spent per sign, also.Bubblehead Les.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00730873284089958084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-43065274370019885142011-12-08T08:22:21.179-05:002011-12-08T08:22:21.179-05:00If my mother had written that sign, the second pan...If my mother had written that sign, the second panel woupld have said "Hurry up, you're going to get run over!"Dave Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04813274491601970838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-14784248244293179862011-12-08T08:19:30.471-05:002011-12-08T08:19:30.471-05:00Skirt below the knees and white gloves for Easter!...Skirt below the knees and white gloves for Easter!Ed Skinnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09332424242231481277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-2389713097355552832011-12-08T07:52:15.291-05:002011-12-08T07:52:15.291-05:00Expensive green eye shadow is much better. :)Expensive green eye shadow is much better. :)Tango Juliethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07593296126387219845noreply@blogger.com