tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post4568695075106730710..comments2024-03-28T20:53:49.167-04:00Comments on The Adventures of Roberta X: Pink GunsRoberta Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956807794520627885noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-2638592678640171832007-11-25T10:08:00.000-05:002007-11-25T10:08:00.000-05:00"Today, on 'Murrican Sportspeoples, we join Tam K ..."Today, on <I>'Murrican Sportspeoples,</I> we join Tam K for a Ruxpin hunt in the wilds of W*l-M*rt...."<BR/><BR/> Only you would know the precise right shot for a clean kill on a plush toy, Tam! <BR/><BR/> Whattaya think, a honey-chipotle glaze, or just slow-roasted in its own fat with a bit of salt and pepper? (I really need to get breakfast already).Roberta Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09956807794520627885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-30942353546738130612007-11-24T21:36:00.000-05:002007-11-24T21:36:00.000-05:00Oh no! You don't want to shoot Teddy Ruxpin in the...Oh no! You don't want to shoot Teddy Ruxpin in the center of mass! His ticker's slightly forward of that point! (Plus, if you get a quartering shot, you'll break the offside shoulder...)Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-25754432633380566952007-11-24T10:28:00.000-05:002007-11-24T10:28:00.000-05:00Amen!Amen!Roberta Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09956807794520627885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5837660608809488753.post-33226260169154596762007-11-24T10:18:00.000-05:002007-11-24T10:18:00.000-05:00I find most pink guns to be a bit ugly - probably ...I find most pink guns to be a bit ugly - probably because it was likely designed by a man who said, "let's make the polymer as pink as possible, yeah! Girls will LOVE that!" Not subtle at all, really. Not falling into Rule of Being Pretty #1 - less is more. (applies to pink lipstick and, now, pink guns.)bredahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00216098318849287384noreply@blogger.com