Seven seconds for the gays. Hetero men are more like 2.5 seconds. If women could read our minds, they'd never stop slapping us. Ever. In fact, women would invent machines to slap us continuously.
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ReplyDeleteThat's so fantastic.
Even more hilarious is that my random word authentication for this post is "herboddi". No joke.
They oughta issue that in Afghanistan. The Taliban would have a collective embolism and we'd have peace.
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Well, shoot!
ReplyDeleteThe coolest thing I got at my last gun show was a waterproof Pelican box for my crackberry.
Seven seconds for the gays. Hetero men are more like 2.5 seconds. If women could read our minds, they'd never stop slapping us. Ever. In fact, women would invent machines to slap us continuously.
ReplyDeleteHeh.
ReplyDeleteNeat idea...be fun to wear and watch the double-takes.
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ReplyDeleteCall me old fashioned, but I still prefer the old pornoflage pattern the Brits developed.
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Awesome! Just PO'd I didn't think of it.
ReplyDeleteI so gotta get licensed with these guys...