The further and continuing adventures of the girl who sat in the back of your homeroom, reading and daydreaming.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Where's The...Sausage?
That's what Ruth Holladay, late of the Indianapolis Star, is asking. 'Cos one of the paper's offshoot magazineothingies ran a nifty story about that infamous messer-up of our gun laws and despoiler of banks, John Dillinger which featured a Fact or Fiction section that included an, oh, gee, how to say it? There's a long-running rumor that a, ahem, certain portion of the infamous outlaw's anatomy is kept in a jar at the Smithsonian (cos that's how they roll). And so on. Go ask Ruth, I'm too busy alternately blushing and snickering!
I wonder if the Smithsonian is trying to extract DNA from it?
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Might be a screenplay there:
"The Attack Of The Fifty Foot Johnson!"
There used to be the same rumor a while back, but it was about Al Capone.
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