Someone over Tam's way lauded the British Royal Family (IMO, the nation-state version of purse dogs and I'm much relieved to see they've decided to outcross back to wild stock again, as the breed had got a bit odd-looking in the previous generation) as the "custodians of living history." And maybe they are; other than dragging an entire nation (and a goodly chunk of the rest of the world, at least the parts that speak some flavor of English some of the time) to a standstill every time they get married or crowned or have the poor timing to die, they're a harmless enough affectation. (Not so much in the way of custodians, though -- I doubt a one of them would know how to use a mop bucket, even after it bit them. Um, on second thought the Queen might; she seems sensible enough).
But you know who else is a "custodian of living history?" You are and places like Etsy and eBay are, too. Every time you turn that bedanged Colonial chestnut roaster or the hideous set of matched Art Deco splatchet forks into money by putting them in the hands of some yoik who thinks they are the greatest things evar, you have successfully custodialized some history. I should not be in the least surprised to learn that more of that sort of thing is going on now than has ever gone on before.
And you don't even need blue blood to do it! (This is good -- those horseshoe crabs take a lot of looking after.)
Well, Princess Anne spent WWII as a Jeep mechanic. Doing her bit for the war. She was reportedly a whiz at overhauling differentials.
ReplyDeleteI always thought Anne should have been crowned instead of Lizzie. She seemed to have higher quality contents inside the brain case.
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"to which I am unable to devote as much tame as I'd like. "
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Princess Anne wasn't born until after WW2, Queen Elizabeth II is her mother.
ReplyDeleteIt pleases me no end that Liz II knows how to change a tire.
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of Dennis Miller's explanation for why we were so fascinated with Clinton's saxophone performance:
"We couldn't believe we had a president that could actually do something. 'Hey, Edna! C'mere! Look! He can actually play that thing! If he can speak Spanish, I'll &*$# myself!"
And here we have Princess Elizabeth, a/k/a WATS Junior Commander (honorary), Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor, fixing to swap out a tyre. (And here's a Collier's article.
ReplyDeleteMy error. Note time stamp of post in error. Margaret Rose was the sister my sleep fuddled mind was thinking of. And she was not a royal jeep mechanic. Balance of statement stands.
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