Water: Still Wet

And you'll be shocked -- shocked, I say -- to learn Our Government may have invoked National Security to hide, not secret stuff, but embarrassing incidents. Oh, and occasionally things that actually ought to be kept secret, if Wikileaks hasn't already leaked 'em (or, bizarrely enough, sometimes even if sneaks or even dear ol' Uncle Sam already published the info. Don't forget your kaleidoscope glasses!)