Tuesday, October 11, 2011

This Is The Headline

Generic Roberta X blog post. Body text body text body text. Italics for emphasis. More body text.

Can't indent paragraphs! Annoying. An aside occurs to me.* More body text. Haphazard misspelling that I will find and fix two dats later.

Available via the link at Tam's. Buy there 'cos I'm her landlady.

Bolded: Text about something semi-related that happened later.
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* This is a footnote. Footnotes are kewl. And only kind of small. Also note trendy spelling.
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43 comments:

  1. NorthOctober 11, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    Pithy comment.

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  2. NorthOctober 11, 2011 at 7:33 AM

    Apology for the flirty nature of my last comment.

    Half-funny attempt at humor.

    (emoticon)

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  3. ogOctober 11, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    Well, it beats greeking.

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  4. Roberta XOctober 11, 2011 at 7:42 AM

    Og: lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

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  5. pdbOctober 11, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    This is the snarky comment that gleefully points out a gaping logical hole that disappears if the commenter had bothered to read the entire post.

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  6. Josh KruschkeOctober 11, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    This is my smart ass comment made at North's expense, because he beat me to the pithy comment joke that I wouldn't thought of sways.

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  7. LauraOctober 11, 2011 at 8:34 AM

    comment agreeing with a previous commentor.

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  8. Josh KruschkeOctober 11, 2011 at 8:38 AM

    This the post where in notice the word that apple predictive text inserted; because I mispelled it, for got a letter, or a space, that I didn't notice till after I hit enter and bares little resemblance to the word I was trying to spell.

    I'll note it with a sigh... sways = anyways.

    Sadface goes here
    First Name

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  9. Tango JulietOctober 11, 2011 at 8:41 AM

    Silly yet superficial comment that indicates the reader hasn't a clue.

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  10. Rob KOctober 11, 2011 at 9:36 AM

    Comment wondering if this was the song that inspired this post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=281ax7Ovlsg

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  11. jbrockOctober 11, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    Comment on some tangentially related subject I haven't thought about in several weeks but the post reminded me of. Snide aside directed at semi(?)-imaginary grammarians.

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  12. rremingtonOctober 11, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    This is the post that validates Goodwins Law.

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  13. BGMillerOctober 11, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    This is the post describing a similar incident of greater magnitude wherein the poster was able to resolve the issue because of the Sooper Seekret Mall Ninjitsu class he/she just took.




    *snicker*

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  14. Fuzzy CurmudgeonOctober 11, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    Use at own risk. Wear eye protection at all times. No deposit, no return.

    wv: Unrelated comment regarding how the word verification comes close to relating to the post.

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  15. ogOctober 11, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    This is where I'd translate the original (latin, not greek) of the (do)Lorem Ipsum, which is actually, IIRC, a piece of a speech by Cicero. Except I've not got my latin texts where I can lay my hands on them, and I'm damned if I'm gonna let Google do it for me, because there's some goofy Google easter egg triggered by "Lorem Ipsum"

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  16. DrangOctober 11, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    italicized non sequitur.

    Og: Pedantic note linking to commentary on "lorem ipsem".

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  17. phlegmfataleOctober 11, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    Triple-entendre salvo lobbed at previous witty commenter.

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  18. Fuzzy CurmudgeonOctober 11, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    Pseudo-complaint about previous commenter owing one a new keyboard due to snortage of carbonated soda product!

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  19. KenOctober 11, 2011 at 3:31 PM

    TL;DR.

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  20. Josh KruschkeOctober 11, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    This is the comment made by the blogging snob, because they're jelious, because they didn't think of this. Stating that in the old days of blogging, blogging was a serious business, and that you used to have to have posts with relevant content.
    When you check out there profile they've been blogging less then a year and have 2 followers on their blog.

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  21. LabRatOctober 11, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Obscure tangentially related fact.

    Peeved swipe at previous commenter perceived to be overly parochial.

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  22. ArtOctober 11, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    Generic comment that laya at the bottom of the heap, a day late, a dollar short and read by practically nobody.

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  23. Rob ReedOctober 11, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    This is where I say "What Art said."

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  24. CincinnatusOctober 11, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    Pathetic attempt at getting noticed by female blogger.

    turing word: undle - Uh, maybe I should just leave it at that...

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  25. The JackOctober 11, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    Vaguely clueless and slightly pretentious bit of engineering esoterica.

    Muttering about bacon.

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  26. KenOctober 11, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    Completely non-sequitur inside joke (meaningful only to the commenter) about Fegelein and/or Candlejack...oh no, not aga

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  27. DrangOctober 11, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Calling out of original post and/or previous commenters for poor spelling and/or grammar.

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  28. AnonymousOctober 11, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    Spam comment just pertinent enough to the original post to give the impression they may have read the headline, and including the obligatory complement about this interesting and informative blog posting.

    [Link to spammer's completely unrelated web site hawking overpriced, poorly produced crap that no one wants]

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  29. DaddyBearOctober 11, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    Insert attempt at witty comment here, with blatant plug for other blog.

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  30. JohnMXLOctober 11, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    Me too!

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  31. PeterOctober 11, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    What can I say, except +1?

    (Hey, SOMEONE had to say it!)

    :-)

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  32. Ed SkinnerOctober 11, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    [Gasp!] No strike-outs?

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  33. SkipOctober 11, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    Whaaa?
    Hey, I went to public schools...in California.

    wv: hibson
    My teechir

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  34. Turk TuronOctober 12, 2011 at 12:15 AM

    +1


    wv: mononvo

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  35. DrangOctober 12, 2011 at 4:23 AM

    pathetic praise for the deep, insightful wisdom of your post, followed by an even more pathetic request for a link exchange.

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  36. LarryOctober 12, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    Off the wall comment which will either be misunderstood or not understood at all.

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  37. Roberta XOctober 12, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    Amused comment that Sailorcurt's faux-spam actually ended up in the spamtrap and had to be fished out!

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  38. karrdeOctober 12, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    Random non-sequitur comment that probably a comment to the previous post.

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  39. ogOctober 12, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    Splunge!

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  40. JoannaOctober 12, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    Late attempt to keep the thread going.

    Winking smiley face.

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  41. Loki1776October 12, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    Link to Wiki article proving previous poster is wrong.

    wv and its meaning.

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  42. Roberta XOctober 12, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    Comment in which Roberta X gleefully congratulates readers/fellow bloggers for having stepped right up and got in the spirit of the thing. Includes phrases like "I have the best people on the Innerwebs stopping by" and the like.

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  43. TinCan AssassinOctober 13, 2011 at 11:57 AM

    Obligatory link whoring post to my own blog, including a link to an unrelated article.

    http://ninepoundsledge.blogspot.com/2011/07/turning-range-scrap-into-bullets.html

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