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Monday, March 19, 2012
"Seen On eBay" Or "Great Name For A Band?"
Both, actually: Gopher Death. (Dead gopher not included. Less dealer prep and destination charges. Not a toy. Do not open can. Keep out of children. Do not taunt Gopher Death.)
We used to use strych on cabbage leaves to poison gophers in hay fields. It was the only poison strong enough to take down pocket gophers. Another bait was groated oats, put into the ground with a gopher tunnel builder.
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Gopher Death. (Dead gopher not included. Less dealer prep and destination charges. Not a toy. Do not open can. Keep out of children. Do not taunt Gopher Death.)
I'd like a Gopher Death t-shirt, please.
ReplyDeleteWe used to use strych on cabbage leaves to poison gophers in hay fields. It was the only poison strong enough to take down pocket gophers. Another bait was groated oats, put into the ground with a gopher tunnel builder.
ReplyDeleteWould you believe that when I was at University, a buddy of mine had teh same tin, that he used for carrying reefer?
ReplyDeleteIf only Bill Murray had known about this...
ReplyDeleteBob, I'm not sure if "The Gopherman" has T-shirts, but he has a darned nice take on the logo. See also here.
ReplyDeleteZazzle, anyone?
Also, JC? That stuff was pretty potent. I sure hope he'd scrubbed the tin out very, very well.
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