"Sometimes, I feel like a motherless child...other times, I think just a sandwich or a salad would be plenty."
Ew.
Ipse dixit department: "When people say this is a secret government of the world I say that if we were a secret government of the world we should be bloody ashamed of ourselves." --Denis Healey, founding member/former Steering Committee member. Dammit, Denis, if not mine, at least where's your flying car? Helicopters don't count.
Maybe you should be anyway, Denis...
ReplyDeleteKnown for disliking working with Baby Leroy, W. C. Fields was asked why he so despised children and protested against that allegation, paraphrased:
ReplyDelete"Why, I love children! [sotto voce Preferably parboiled.]"