Y'go to a podiatrist, he'll diagnose ingrown toenails. Go to the proctologist and it's hemorrhoids.
Doc in the box, she takes a look and a listen and examines your phlegm and pronounces, "Acute Bronchitis. Looks bacterial."
I've got the Z-pack. Take the azithromyacin for 48 hours and if no improvement, come back. I'll be doing that.
...Hey, did I mention I had a couple of projects hanging fire at work, one very expensive and the other pretty visible? And a week vacation already scheduled, starting Monday.
Current plan, if I feel any better tomorrow, is sneak in and get the visible one finished and disavow all knowledge if asked. The expensive one, I dunno; schedule determined by others.
Really (rillyrilly) hoping I do feel better tomorrow, it's the Indy Hamfest. But at this point, I'm not expecting it.
Back to bed, I have more hacking and coughing to do, and aching and grabbing fitful sleep. Nothing serious could be this annoying!
Clams. Listen. They are preparing.
ReplyDeleteThere were only three people aware of The Clam Menace. How could you have--
ReplyDeleteAAaaaaaaaagh! Frikkin' clams! They're everywhere!
(Confused bystanders, see The Agitator for a...disturbing...video. In my fevered state, I have been muttering dire things about clams for three days.)
I hope the meds make a difference!
ReplyDeleteEverywhere? Well have you checked your salt shaker?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmwnworT5W0
Hope that helps and hope you feel better.
Earlier to night, I had to call a friend and ensure his brother took him to the hospital. Septic shock, nasty stuff.
I hope you feel better soon. And I hope they appreciate you at the office.
ReplyDelete*makes you ---clam chowder--- chicken soup*
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better soonest, friend. :)
I do hope you are feeling better by this am, Roberta.
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