Sunday, December 02, 2012

Robbery: You're Doing It Wrong

     Local headline: "Gunman wearing dress robs convenience store."  Left his sunglasses behind, too.  Fingerprints, anyone?

     One too many Batman movies?  The kind of "cunning plan" that comes from overuse of intoxicants?  Somebody needs a "WWRuPD?" bracelet!

     ETA: I've figured it out: he was hoping to be a compromise pick for Secretary of State!
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4 comments:

  1. Turk TuronDecember 2, 2012 at 10:13 PM

    "What would RuPaul Do?"

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  2. Roberta XDecember 2, 2012 at 11:01 PM

    Well, probably not hold up a convenience store.

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  3. Jake (formerly Riposte3)December 3, 2012 at 9:01 AM

    Certainly not in a green dress.

    I mean, everybody knows armed robbery calls for something in black with sequins, and a matching moneybag purse!

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  4. rickn8orDecember 3, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    Jake, maybe YOU can pull it off, but I simply don't have the legs for it.

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