Friday, February 08, 2013

Can't Make It Up

     Someone just hit my blog searching for "How to make a Cheese Raygun." 

     Lookit, I was semi-okay with nerve gas and thermonuclear bombs, but the Cheese Raygun is simply unthinkable.  Stop now, I implore you, before you unleash such a horror on an unsuspecting world.
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11 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 8, 2013 at 11:58 PM

    In return for sparing your pizzas, omelettes, and enchiladas, you shall deliver to me the sum of ...

    One million dollars!

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  2. KeadsFebruary 9, 2013 at 1:13 AM

    Oh, that has already been invented. It's called spray cheese =). Or easy cheese. YMMV.

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  3. Bubblehead Les.February 9, 2013 at 9:39 AM

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  4. Bubblehead Les.February 9, 2013 at 9:41 AM

    Just be glad they haven't come up with Bacon Bullets.

    But after hitting the Waffle House, I know where one can get a "Good Deal" on Bacon Knives!

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  5. akornzombieFebruary 9, 2013 at 9:50 AM

    But now that you've gone and begged me not to, now I have to!

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  6. NAVIGATORFebruary 9, 2013 at 9:54 AM

    ANCHOVY PASTE ANYONE ?

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2013 at 10:01 AM

    Sounds like Pinky and the Brain escaped from the lab again.

    Mike

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  8. ChalkieFebruary 9, 2013 at 10:19 AM

    This Cheese Raygun has me concerned. We've already lost Terre Haute to the Cheese Mold Bomb, how many more towns must we lose before confronting this dairy menace?

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  9. AbleFebruary 9, 2013 at 12:21 PM

    So they searched and found you? Yes?

    So where are the damn plans?!?

    I had my heart set on building one when I read that! (a nice little semi-automatic Wenslydale for CCW, a Cheddar for plinking and an 'evil' assault Stilton for when the golden herd attack).

    So disappointed!

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  10. BobGFebruary 9, 2013 at 4:29 PM

    Actually, a Cheese-ray Gun would be more interesting than a Cheese Ray-gun. Imagine the possibilities!

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  11. Roberta XFebruary 9, 2013 at 4:33 PM

    Kinda liking Able's take on it -- I need an AR-15 with a Stilton-hued finish.

    OTOH, the cheese-ray is diabolical! (Does it make movies and TV cheesier?)

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