Thursday, March 07, 2013

Coffee Is A Weapon!

     Coffee stops thugs.  Over and over.  Yet airline stewpersons happily pour you a nice hot cup of it.  Is it because they have multiple big pots of nice hot java?

     So would they be okay with your dinky penknife if they were given fixed-blade knives more than 2.3" long and 0.5" wide, with molded grips? 

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  1. COFFEE AS A WEAPON
    ALL DEPENDS WHO MADE IT AND HOW IN MY TRAVELS HAVE HAD SOME EXCELLENT CUPS AND SOME THAT WOULD QUALIFY AS SIGNIFICANT VIOLATIONS OF THE HAUGE CONVENTION HOWEVER IN CLOSE QUARTERS
    A SCALDING LIQUID AND A HEAVY POT MIGHT BE SUFFICIENT DISTRACTION TO DEAL WITH AN ASSAILANT IN AN EN EXTREMIS SITUATION "IMPROVISATION HAS OFTEN BEEN THE KEY TO VICTORY"
    -NAPOLEON

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  2. Ma'am,

    Anyone who wigs out over the idea of a 2 inch unfixed blade is not someone I want having any kind of blade. Please do not encourage them.

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  3. seriously... how do you carry hot coffe as a concealed weapon.. and how do you get a "CCL" vsa "CCL"...

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  4. ok.. i fat fingered that.... coffe should be coffee, vsa should be vs. and the 2nd ccl should be CPL... sheesh

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  5. "Is it because they have multiple big pots of nice hot java?"

    You mean, "an 'arsenal' of 'high-capacity assault weapons'"?

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  6. I don't know why they are so worried about somebody with a knife.

    They can just vomit on the person or the pilot can shoot through the cabin door or something.

    Gerry

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