I wanna climb in a box and tape it shut from the inside. Maybe mail it to Pago Pago. Punch airholes or just doze off? Decisions, decisions.
(Later: better now. Definitely airholes. And juice and a bag lunch, maybe some comic books and a flashlight.)
Forgot some two-ply - it's a long way to Pago Pago.
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They don't believe in John Frum in Pago Pago, do they? The natives might take you for a gift bride.
ReplyDeleteRemember, "gift bride" is just a short hop from "ambassador of the gods" if you wrangle it right.
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First of all, the Sky Goddess requires you learn to distill a decent gin for Her all-important ceremonies to keep the sun alight.
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