The further and continuing adventures of the girl who sat in the back of your homeroom, reading and daydreaming.
Monday, December 23, 2013
Goodness Sake
Cartoon: two grim-faced policeman hauling away a stricken-looking Santa Claus in handcuffs while a little girl looks on with a truculent expression. One of the policemen is saying to Santa, "She says you see her when she's sleeping."
Ain't burglary if you break and enter and leave stuff without receipts. We're still working on that charge but it seems like a cross between literin and property laundering.
Some days the old guy in red can't cut a break. Rumor has it the DA had 4 tons of coal in his fancy flat on DEC 25.
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Oh, my. Prancer and Dancer and Stalker and Blitz-attack.......
ReplyDeleteNot to mention the burglary charges.
ReplyDeleteAin't burglary if you break and enter and leave stuff without receipts. We're still working on that charge but it seems like a cross between literin and property laundering.
ReplyDeleteSome days the old guy in red can't cut a break. Rumor has it the DA had 4 tons of coal in his fancy flat on DEC 25.
Eck!
There's now no question on whether she's been bad, or good.
ReplyDeleteAt least he'll have a job with the NSA when he gets out.
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