The TV set in the next room just came on, with a weatherperson chirpily claiming, "...We do expect the heaviest snow to be arriving between three and midnight this afternoon."
I don't know about you but in my world, snow in wintertime is to be expected; on the other hand, midnight falling in the afternoon? Now that's disturbing!
Gore-bal warmening: now it's destroying the orderly progression of time. Eeeeee.
(In other news: the teevee has just found out the NRA convention is coming to town. They are, as you can imagine, shocked to learn the city-run Convention Center is happy to have 'em. Biggest convention of 2014!)
They're probably shocked that the NRA hasn't begun preemptively disbanding, now the shadow of Harvey Weinstein has fallen 'cross them.
ReplyDeleteJPFO ought to be all over him like flies on dung. I'm surprised there's no mention on their front page.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they're off for Shabbos :)
The English she remains tricksy. Intelligence may be edited to fit the time allotted.
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