Tuesday, May 20, 2014

I Must Still Be Sick

     Tam is in the next room, apparently playing Spin The Dial:

     TV: Woosh, click, "...at's our forecast..." Click, "Avoid real estate unless it is thoroughly cooked!  Otherwise it can be tough, like a hockey puck."  ...[Burst of music]

     RX: "What?!?!"

     Tam: [Laughs]

     Okay then.

     Update, 10:47 a.m.: I swear I just woke up to an ad that ended with a picture of a sunset and an overly mellow announcer crooning, "...enjoy the taste of a premium gasoline."  By the perpetual candidacy of Screaming Lord Sutch, what have you people got up to?  Admit it, you've broken reality again, haven't you?

5 comments:


  1. PUSH THE FLUIDS
    USE CHOCOLATE PRN
    TOPICALLY APPLY FELINES
    COPY CW AT 16 WPM
    LISTEN TO J S BACH
    FEEL BETTER SOON !

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  2. UMMM, just what have you been drinking???

    Merle

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  3. I can neither confirm nor deny any faults in reality.

    Now if you will excuse me the eggplant is ringing and I just know it's my boss asking if I have the flavor charts for the number twelve ready.


    BGM

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  4. Commercials were never mashed up more wackily than this.

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