Sunday, March 20, 2016

Not A Hundred Percent

     In fact, given the difficulty I just had with the not-so-difficult assembly of a bacon, egg and ham sandwich, not to mention the number of corrected typos you're not seeing, I think it is fair to say I'm well below par with this darned chest cold.

     Cough syrup is helping and I'm only forty minutes away from my next dose, but sheesh, what a way to spend the first day of Spring.

     Upside: I can sound just like a cross between Darth Vader and Colossus (The Forbin Project), only in alto.  Telemarketers, beware!  "I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you."  Heheheh.  "Help."  Where's the canned-air horn? 
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2 comments:

  1. Guffaw in AZMarch 20, 2016 at 10:44 AM

    Colossus (the Forbin Project)
    Now THERE'S a memory flogger!

    Get better soon!

    gfa

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  2. CountglockulaMarch 20, 2016 at 12:19 PM

    My personal cold/cough remedy (no kidding now) is a tablespoon of honey in a jigger of good bourbon, repeated hourly, or as needed. And if on a budget, you can omit the honey.

    Lacking either of those, I find that inexpensive peach brandy, in the same dosage, works just as well, and no honey needed.

    Get to feeling better Bobbi!

    Raz

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