True: the Indianapolis Colts are making a concerted effort to adopt a more aggressive style of play, tougher and more physical.
Probably not true: the Colts have posted memos reminding players that as a result of this, so-called "smoky eye" makeup is right out for both practice and game day, and will result suspension and possible disciplinary action; and advising cheerleaders that actual fighting with members of the opposing squad is absolutely forbidden.
Speculation: there's an internship opening at the offices of the Colts. Duties include general office work, helping with public relations and ensuring memos are posted to the correct bulletin board.
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Prompted by a recent sports report on the hopes of Colts for this season and a memo about tryouts for their cheerleading squad that showed up at work. Apparently, "fresh, natural faces" are in these days. Picture me with an eyebrow raised skeptically.
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