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HMMM, some ads to look forward to!!! :)
ReplyDeleteCf. "Will You Wait?" by Alfred Bester
ReplyDeleteI keep getting mail ads for hearing aids and cremation. And to buy my humble cell at Condo Paradise as is. Firstly, don't rush me. There is a remote possibility that I may break out in small arms fire. Remote, but non-zero. Nextly, I invite all y'all to duke it out behind the mailbox kiosk while I live stream the festivities to some anitsocial media.
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