Tuesday, October 01, 2019

So, Did You Hear The One About....

     An Oxford comma skipped work after lunch and spent the afternoon watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.

8 comments:

  1. Watching the TV get drunk would explain most of the programming I see on it.

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  2. Heh, that's almost as good as the one I saw referencing "the strippers, JFK and Stalin"

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  3. I've never seen a drunken television, but given the quality of modern programming....

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  4. I understand that a drunk television is an ugly thing.

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  5. I have heard bikers talking about how difficult it is to ride a drunk motorcycle.

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