Sunday, February 23, 2020

Normal

     Remember, it is entirely normal for a person to swallow an average of eight spiders in their sleep every year.* So it stands to reason that it's also normal to help ensure that your spouse, roommate or the person asleep next to you on an airplane is normal.

      Right?
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* No it isn't. That "eight spiders a year" factiod is specious nonsense.
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3 comments:

  1. rickn8orFebruary 23, 2020 at 12:42 PM

    Hey, everybody needs a hobby.

    Or a reason for a Secret Smile.

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  2. JessFebruary 25, 2020 at 9:50 AM

    That's true, and maybe necessary. Spiders probably have some important enzyme needed for healthy digestion, and too many people probably don't receive this enzyme due to the overuse of insecticides. It's worth a study to find out, although I don't envision many volunteers.

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  3. RitchieFebruary 26, 2020 at 2:33 PM

    Well I suppose a lot depends on the spiders, wouldn't you think?

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