Saturday, January 28, 2023

Not Even A Real Fraud

      Federal investigators have revealed that Congressman George Santos is not even a real grifter.  "George Santos" is actually Lena Jensen, a thirty-year-old graduate student from Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, working on a doctoral thesis about the ease of acquiring dark money in U.S. elections, even for candidates with a questionable background.

      "It was never supposed to go this far," Jensen said, "But now that I'm in office, I feel obligated to serve George's constituents."

      [/SATIRE]
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2023 at 9:19 AM

    Any thoughts from Rocky and/or Bullwinkle?

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2023 at 10:39 AM

    If Lena is from Frostbite Falls, surely she is pursuing her doctorate at Wossamatta U.? I hope she knows Moose and Squirrel. :)

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  3. RandyGCJanuary 28, 2023 at 12:26 PM

    Hmmmm. Does "Lena" have an accent? I'll bet if you dig deep enough you'll find her name is actually Natasha!

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  4. Comrade MisfitJanuary 28, 2023 at 6:48 PM

    It's a sad commentary that such has to be labeled as satire.

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