It's like how I can prove you're not here. Are you in San Francisco? No. Are you in Chicago? No. Are you in New York City? No. Then you must be someplace else, right? And if you're someplace else, then you can't be here! It's just logic!
I once lived outside Chicago...Now I live in South Texas. But...how do I prove I am here??? And how can you prove you have a 7 1/2 boot?
Anonymous, I like hearing the idea that giving Pakistan more money will help stop the terrorists, rather than Predator strikes. I don't know, a Hellfire missile has a tendency to stop terrorists in they're tracks. Yup, you can't write the jokes fast enough...
Hmmm...I like your idea. "Accept this wheel of Gouda as your symbol of submission, and bend your knee to Fromagia!! Otherwise, to the fondue pot of death!!"
I haven't heard of the Mushroom Planet in a long time; I remember reading that back in the late fifties when I first started kindergarten. I seem to remember there were two in the series.
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The same goes for Idaho!
ReplyDeleteShermlock....
ReplyDeleteBy extrapolation, one could infer that there is also no America, no Canada, no China....
Meaning that the world, since it has no countries, is ripe for colonization!!! Get your imperialist jackboots on and get out there!!!
"Shermlock State", "Bobbi Land", "Tamera Territory"...the mind boggles!
It's like how I can prove you're not here. Are you in San Francisco? No. Are you in Chicago? No. Are you in New York City? No. Then you must be someplace else, right? And if you're someplace else, then you can't be here! It's just logic!
ReplyDelete(And to Joseph, re: the boots: I take a 7 1/2.)
Joseph, kindly refer to the Current Occupant's remarks today, regarding the supposed Government of Pockeestahn.
ReplyDeleteYou just can't write the jokes fast enough to stay ahead of these people.
Joanna,
ReplyDeleteI once lived outside Chicago...Now I live in South Texas. But...how do I prove I am here??? And how can you prove you have a 7 1/2 boot?
Anonymous,
I like hearing the idea that giving Pakistan more money will help stop the terrorists, rather than Predator strikes. I don't know, a Hellfire missile has a tendency to stop terrorists in they're tracks.
Yup, you can't write the jokes fast enough...
Oh, and have to give Joanna her own territory, also...maybe "Joanna's Junction"...could be a city-state...
ReplyDeleteNo moon? Well, at least we still have The Mushroom Planet.
ReplyDeleteI would call it Fromagia, and our main export would be cheese. Cheese and fear.
ReplyDeleteJoanna, would that include the fear of cheese? 'Cos that would be kewl. Kinda weird, but kewl.
ReplyDeleteTurk, you mean this planet?
Joanna,
ReplyDeleteHmmm...I like your idea. "Accept this wheel of Gouda as your symbol of submission, and bend your knee to Fromagia!! Otherwise, to the fondue pot of death!!"
Somehow, I see a Monty Python sketch here...
Roberta: Yup! That's the one. Its orbit keeps it above the earth's daytime side, so we never see it. How's that for "intelligent design"?
ReplyDeleteI suppose I could institute a Pax Romano.
ReplyDeleteBa dum ching
Joanna: Terroirist.
ReplyDeleteI haven't heard of the Mushroom Planet in a long time; I remember reading that back in the late fifties when I first started kindergarten. I seem to remember there were two in the series.
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