Monday, June 01, 2009

The Five Most Embarassing Songs On My iPod

...I don't own an iPod....

12 comments:

  1. My iPod is empty and hasn't been turned on in a year or more. My Zune has a few songs on it but mostly it's books. None of the songs are embarassing, but some of the books might be considered a little odd...

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  2. For folks like us, they mean, "What are the five most embarassing Victrola cylinders you own."

    Like 'Yes We Have No Bananas'

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  3. Closest I have to an iPod is a cell phone with an unused capability to store and play MP3s.

    And Jovian, I own no Victrola cylinders!

    Some other neglected media, yes, but none of those.

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  4. I have a little ZEN Stone Plus, but I only use it when working out at the gym.

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  5. What is this "eye pod?"

    If I had an iPod, the most embarassing song on it would be Little Bunny Foo Foo by the Moldy Peaches. It's pure garage. Amateur. I-know-three-chords-and-I-can-play. But the singer and the band seem so completely sure of themselves, totally enthusiastic and unaware of their amateur status. It's charming. But I hate getting caught listening to it. I am so not 15, and even when I was I wouldn't have admitted to liking it.

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  6. Yup, Same here and I don't plan on it.

    On the rare occasion I need to listen to music somewhere other than the car or house I'll just use an old CD Player or those really odd things called Minidiscs.

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  7. I don't own an iPod either and I'd like to smack the dogshit out of everyone that walks around wearing them damn earbuds and texting while they are supposedly trying to have a conversation with you.

    Joe

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  8. Without an iPod, how does one mow the lawn?

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  9. I sit in the air-conditioned house and watch the wife mow the lawn. She's perfectly happy doing it once I bought her an iPod and a riding mower.

    I also pay her $100 a month that I used to pay to the kid that only showed up when he took a notion and did a half ass job when he did show up.

    :-)

    Joe

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