Thursday, October 01, 2009

The Bank With A Heart

Okay, it's more of a liquid helium pump than a heart as such -- still, you want proof that the little guy is not forgot as banks snuggle in with the Feds, warm an' happy as a tick up an elephant's-- ahem. Well, do ya? Shermlock Shomes points us to irrefutable evidence!

...Remember, once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever is left, no matter how unlikely, must be the truth: Blank of Acirema actively encourages and supports bein' jerks whenever possible.

Next week, kickin' the crutches out from under cripples? Cheatin' widows an' orphans? Whatever, I think we can count on high-larious, madcap hijinx. ACORN's banking suggestion, to bury your money in a tin can in the back yard, looks better with ever passing day.

3 comments:

  1. Ya think being a Mega-Blank of America customers is bad, try being one of their vendors.

    I have spent more hours driving to these helpless drones to perform fifteen-second fixes than I care to think about.

    Which is why I do no business with them.

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  2. "ACORN's banking suggestion, to bury your money in a tin can in the back yard, looks better with ever passing day."

    The interest rate's practically the same these days anyway.

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  3. Hope the poor guy sues them and is awarded enough to start his own bank.

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