It's made of WANT: a magazine-fed, full-auto Nerf™ rifle -- short-barrelled, even!
C'mon, who'll be the first brave-stupid soul to take one to New Jersey? Chicago? NYC? Massachusetts? Bonus ijit points if it's painted flat black (except for the muzzle brake, gotta play by the rules).
Sorry, my mama said "Never try to tap dance in a minefield". But since I'm kinda old-fashioned, "Ladies First!"
ReplyDeleteMrs. Drang would not let me buy a Nerf Vulcan for her sister's family.
ReplyDeleteSister, OTOH, said "It has to be one for each of us." With spare ammo. Considering that Brother-in-law did aerial gunnery with one in the Army, I'm not sure that would really be fair, either.
WV: nones. What do the canonical hours have to do with it?
I've been lusting after the tripod-mounted, belt-fed Nerf gun for a while now...
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ReplyDeleteI am with you. I have promised my grandson (after our last nerf battle) to show back up with the belt-fed nerf machinegun. Oddly enough, I happened upon another full-auto nerf gun which utilized a drum magazine, while scoping out the belt-fed, so I don't understand the big deal on the magazine-fed gun other than that they are detachable, while the drum did not detach but had to be reloaded on the gun.
Toy guns are illegal to use in the town next to ours.
ReplyDeleteI kid you not.
Jeepers. Not even NJ is quite that stupid (at least not at the state level).
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