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Monday, August 16, 2010
Punday?
With no disrespect meant-- Say you're a female who is in a religious order, and you spend all day, every day pondering the nature of the Deity. Can you, in good conscience, list your profession on a 1040 tax form as "Nun of the Above?"
If god was gonna get you for nun jokes, I'd be hit by lightning about thirty times a day.
As someone who spent twelve years in the company of nuns, I can assure you that every joke that can be made, has been made; some of the worst ones by the nuns themselves.
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That's like a pastry chef claiming to be holy . . . on the grounds of his pie-ty!
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God is gonna getcha. You watch He doesn't do something like drop a tree on your house.
ReplyDeleteIf god was gonna get you for nun jokes, I'd be hit by lightning about thirty times a day.
ReplyDeleteAs someone who spent twelve years in the company of nuns, I can assure you that every joke that can be made, has been made; some of the worst ones by the nuns themselves.
The worst nun joke I know:
ReplyDeleteMother Superior gathered the nuns together and made a solemn announcement, "We have a case of chlamydia in the convent."
An old nun in the back said, "Oh, thenk God! I am so tired of chardonnay."
The real question: Is it okay to date a nun?
ReplyDeleteAnswer: Yes, as long as you don't get into the habit.
/rimshot
Wouldn't that be Sister Mary Celestron?
ReplyDeleteGood one!
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