Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Mars Needs Commies

Hugo Chavez, noted astronomer and planetary ecologist, also fat-headed autocrat, says capitalism may have ended life on Mars. He's serious.

The opposition: they're committed, they're commitable, and they think their ill-informed opinions are Eternal Truths.

Is this what spooked Balko into taking the blue pill?

11 comments:

  1. The Brady Bunch reruns ended life on mars.

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  2. Slim Whitman was awful hard on Martians if I remember right.

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  3. Perhaps the Navy can scramble their eggs on their way home from dealing with Michael Jackson's partner in fashion crime.

    Jim

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  4. I might buy Pugsley's thesis if he was talking about Imperialism and Arrakis, but Mars? What a Dummy! Everyone know that Mars Needs Women, not Water!

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  5. I find it really interesting that so many very well to do entertainers have an affinity for communist thugs like Fidel, Che, and Hugo.

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  6. Isn't Mars the "Red Planet"?

    Can't we just ask Val Kilmer? He was there he should know.

    Shootin' Buddy

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  7. Damn Federation of Concerned Spacemen!

    Gerry

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  8. :) ...Did you know FCS has an earthside counterpart? I think they lean a lot more Left, though.

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  9. They are just Edger Wantabes

    Gerry

    I'm really enjoying the book.

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