Sunday, April 22, 2012

For Those Really, Really Bad Hair Days

Blowdryer seen at an "antique mall" yesterday:Oh, yeah, sign me right up. Srsly, WTSH?* I'd've bought it, framed it and hung it up in the euphemism here at Roseholme with the legend [IN EMERGENCY, BREAK GLASS] but...ew. Cooties.
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* "Sam Hill." Yum, minced oath! With allspice!

4 comments:

  1. Weapon of choice for suicidal snowman?

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  2. I got quite a few relevant hits when I searched for "hair dryer shaped like gun". The earliest date I noticed was 1981, but there was some French outfit which had them for sale as recently as 2007.

    2007, I say. Maybe they're still available. You know you want one.

    Mike James

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  3. I like the fact that it looks like it's designed to fire a cartridge the size of a soda can.

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  4. Yep. Prolly a hair-gel-filled hollowpoint. Blooop!

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