Thursday, December 26, 2013

First-World Solutions For First-World Problems

     Behold, the Perfected Cookie-Dunking Cup!

     From the same folks who brought you the panic-button lightswitch, as seen in Firefly ("Out Of Gas").  Not to mention the engineering drawings for common snack foods.

4 comments:

  1. Great! Now I know who to contact to build a donut dunking coffee cup ® for dunkin' plain cake 'sinkers'! Thanks, Bobbi!

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  2. Needs a larger base for more stability. (Well, it would need it around my house anyway.)







    WV: 5292 8558266 Aw, COME ON!!

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  3. Now if they can come up with the proper vessel for holding ranch dressing for chicken wing dunking, then I'll be impressed.

    Right now my current method is to just pop the whole wing in my mouth, bones and all, then take a big swig of Hidden Valley right out of the bottle.
    (It doubles as a beverage.)

    TBG

    WV: 96545888 6019 Jeebus Pete!
    Is this an NSA thing?

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  4. 1. I am totally the guy that invented the Cookie Cup. Thanks for sharing!

    2. @The Big Guy. You have problems, the world has answers. Check out The Wing Dipper. I've actually talked to the inventor of Wing Dipper on the phone, and he's pretty friendly.

    cheers!

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