Tuesday, September 09, 2014

My Campaign Poster

     Shepard who?

     I promise to run on a strong platform of "Nope."  ...That  is, unless I start early, and say "Nope!" to the nomination as well.  Decisons, decisions....

19 comments:

  1. A lot to be said for an elected official whose official policy is "Nope!"
    We need more like that!

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  2. You've got my vote too! The gov't isn't authorized to do most of the stuff that it is doing and none of what it wants to do.

    Aaron - the gunshow ammo guy

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  3. As stated on FB, I am sure you will be a wise and fair ruler.

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  4. Exactly what we need, a grown up capable of saying Nope!

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  5. SUGGESTED PLATFORM PLANKS FOR YOUR
    CAMPAIGN RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED

    MANDATORY FIREARMS SAFETY CLASSES FOR EVERYONE

    MANDATORY RIFLE TEAMS IN THE SCHOOLS

    NEIGHBORHOOD RIFLE & PISTOL CLUBS AND RANGES THAT ARE STATE SUPPORTED

    PASS THE AMMO TAX CREDIT

    ENHANCE THE NATIONAL BOARD FOR THE PROMOTION OF RIFLE PRACTICE

    SEND THE BUREAU OF SPIRIT SMOKES & SPEARS (BSSS) TO THE NETHER REGIONS ALONG WITH DHS AND THE IRS WHERE IT BELONGS

    ADOPT A MODIFIED ISRAELI / SWISS
    UNIVERSAL NATIONAL SERVICE PLAN

    MANDATORY MARKSMAN REQUIREMENT FOR ALL PUBLIC SERVANTS AS WELL AS A REQUIREMENT TO PASS A DETAILED HISTORY AND CIVICS EXAM
    (NO MULTIPLE CHOICE ESSAY QUESTIONS ONLY NO MARKING ON A CURVE)

    ADOPT THE NATIONAL CRITTER UNIVERSAL VETERINARY SUPPORT MEASURE AKA "PET-I- CARE"

    CARVE THE IMAGES OF GROUCHO CHEEKO HARPO AND ZEPO AND GUMMO ON A MOUNTAIN SIDE NEAR THE CAPITOL AS OUR TRIBUTE TO MARXISM

    HAIL HAIL FREEDONIA !

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  6. I can get on board with Navigator's programme.

    You'll appoint Tam Secretary of Defense, of course...

    Or maybe Secretary of State. My God, that would be refreshing.

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  7. Navigator, I'd recommend one small change, though -- the BATF should not be disbanded, but rather, should be converted from a regulatory agency to a nationwide string of convenience stores.

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  8. NAVIGATOR: Nope!

    -Joat

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  9. I for one, welcome our New Penny Farthing Riding Overlords.

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  10. Oh, dear. A "Nope" regime would have nothing mandatory and very little that was "state supported," as this is nothing but a very fancy way to say "stolen at gunpoint."

    I see I shall have to have my press secretary flogged. Again.

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  11. Depending on your press secretary, you might be able to finance the administration by holding the flogging on pay-for-view...

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  12. And now you're in the running for Secretary of the Treasury. :)

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  13. You libertarians! Always threatening to take over the government, and then LEAVE US ALONE!

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  14. TAM FOR SECDEF YAY !!!!

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  15. Ah.

    The administration's default position would be "nope" except for the occasional "hells nope."

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