A - A colander with two holes in it, spaced roughly eye-width apart. An improvised armored mask.
B - Or, line it with a towel and carry a litter of mewling nursing kittens around with you. Mom-cat optional. Drape her around your neck, I suppose, if you insist. It'll cut down on bottle-feedings and the need for a bottle-holster on your belt...
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My God, it's beautiful.
ReplyDeleteA - A colander with two holes in it, spaced roughly eye-width apart. An improvised armored mask.
ReplyDeleteB - Or, line it with a towel and carry a litter of mewling nursing kittens around with you. Mom-cat optional. Drape her around your neck, I suppose, if you insist. It'll cut down on bottle-feedings and the need for a bottle-holster on your belt...
A, or B?
What do I win? ;)