I didn't mean for that comment to come off as personal. It was simply the first word that popped into my head when I saw "fingercuffs" and it struck me as a funny codename - the sort of ridiculous names Secret Service agents like to give the dignitaries in their charge.
If you found it offensive by all means delete it.
Ah, and I didn't see the "I am something of a Neo-Victorian" line above the comment box till just now.
No, Arthur, I was simply concerned that you develop some more, shall we say, mainstream interests in addition to your obvious familiarity with implments popular with the writers of spy novels and certain segments of the jet-set.
...'Strewth, too, that there are times when I put on my best librarian's expression to see if the recipient will squirm. ;)
My name is Shriek. Phoenix Shriek. Codename The Pharmacist. I am a master of disguise. If you are ever in Prague, look me up...if you can find me. I may be disguised as a post office box. Or a meter maid. Or a Dachshund. Or Sydney Operahouse (no, not that one -- a friend of mine from pharmacist's school).
My spy name was Buck Steele, but I changed it to Buck Turgidson because I didn't want to have the monogram "BS" on all of my towells. Plus I like George C. Scott.
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Wow, I think that's the best one I've seen yet.
ReplyDeleteLOL, "Fingercuffs"
Heh. They call me Caruso. Thrust Caruso.
ReplyDelete"Your Code Name: Fingercuffs"
ReplyDeleteMore covert than "Nippleclamps"
Arthur, you should get out more often. Lookit the flowers, the sky, the fluffy white clouds.
ReplyDeleteLet's see...
ReplyDeleteIf I use my first last and middle names:
Name: Professor Steel
Code Name: The Undertaker
Live in: Venice
Reason I am a good spy: You are a good lover
If I use only my first name:
Name: Felix Deathbird
Code Name: The Pilot
Reside in: Istanbul
Why am I a good spy: I am a fast driver
Heh.
I didn't mean for that comment to come off as personal. It was simply the first word that popped into my head when I saw "fingercuffs" and it struck me as a funny codename - the sort of ridiculous names Secret Service agents like to give the dignitaries in their charge.
ReplyDeleteIf you found it offensive by all means delete it.
Ah, and I didn't see the "I am something of a Neo-Victorian" line above the comment box till just now.
No, Arthur, I was simply concerned that you develop some more, shall we say, mainstream interests in addition to your obvious familiarity with implments popular with the writers of spy novels and certain segments of the jet-set.
ReplyDelete...'Strewth, too, that there are times when I put on my best librarian's expression to see if the recipient will squirm. ;)
My name is Shriek. Phoenix Shriek. Codename The Pharmacist. I am a master of disguise. If you are ever in Prague, look me up...if you can find me. I may be disguised as a post office box. Or a meter maid. Or a Dachshund. Or Sydney Operahouse (no, not that one -- a friend of mine from pharmacist's school).
ReplyDeleteRoberta
ReplyDeleteYou got a WAY better result out of that thing than me! :-)
Fergus
"Your International Spy Name is Mr. X
Your Code Name: The Eunuch
You Reside in: Miami
Why You're a Good Spy: You're a good lover"
Man, mine was wrong on all counts!
ReplyDeleteNAME: Count Swan--my ancestors got kicked out of Devon, England by royalty. Count? Me?
CODENAME: Volcano. Really Volcano? Like a hot head? Me?
CITY: Venice. Have you been to Venice? It's an Italian word meaning latrine.
Venice is dirty, smelly and moldy. No way I've living there. Genoa was nice though.
Shootin' Buddy
Thanks for sharing that; the results were amusing!
ReplyDeleteMy name: David
My International Spy Name: Dr. Day
My Code Name: Kneecaps
I Reside In: Hong Kong
Why I'm Good: I'm agile
Just for the record: I am not now (nor have I ever been) any sort of underworld enforcer!
My spy name was Buck Steele, but I changed it to Buck Turgidson because I didn't want to have the monogram "BS" on all of my towells. Plus I like George C. Scott.
ReplyDeleteWV: gluttes