Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Note To Self

     Do not inhale oatmeal!  It doesn't work at all well like that.

4 comments:

  1. If it gets stuck, you might try and inhale Coca Cola. I have found that will clean anything out that might be in there. Caution. Some people may not like how it feels.

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  2. It cleared without recourse to phosphoric acid.

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  3. A large flake of red pepper in the wrong spot also creates much excitement. Beware of Szechuan-spiced Chinese food. Should have expected it!

    However, being assaulted by humble fare such as oatmeal would be very disconcerting; terrorism in a bowl?

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