Friday, June 02, 2017

You Have Been Reading Too Much SF When

It starts turning into cheap poetry:

Crabbity-Crabbity hated spin gravity
Had to leave L-5 and go home.

When she got there, lack of forces Coriolis
Meant she could barely pour out
The tea she'd boil for us. 

     Ah, well.

4 comments:

mostly cajun said...

Maya Angelou is spinning in her grave.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

:-)

Anonymous said...

It gets worse when 'Fantasy' parody gets going, like the 'Lord of the Rings' parody 'Bored of the Rings' has a twisted take on Tolkien's songs:

http://www.kulichki.com/~tolkien/cabinet/svod/bilbo/texts/bored.html


The 'Inconstant Moon' TV episode is here:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5dntwu_the-outer-limits-2x12-inconstant-moon_shortfilms

Old NFO said...

Still better than I can do! :-)