Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Oh, Happy Day

      Just as dizzy as can be this morning -- and I discovered that I had a forgotten dentist appointment today, an hour before my recently, reluctantly scheduled and much-dreaded m*mmogr*m.

      Should'a stood in bed.  Instead, I have rescheduled the dentist.  I don't mind going to the dentist.  I almost like it.  But the other?  No.  Just no.
at

4 comments:

  1. TommyGSeptember 28, 2021 at 12:43 PM

    I’ll trade you 2 mammograms for a prostate exam.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Roberta XSeptember 28, 2021 at 3:25 PM

    Throw in two Pap smears (etc.) and you might have a viable offer...

    The medical profession has no end of humiliating, uncomfortable experiences to give everyone.

    ReplyDelete
  3. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2021 at 9:09 AM

    "I’ll trade you 2 mammograms for a prostate exam."

    I've had both (long story) and I'll take the prostate exam any time over the other. At least the prostate exam is merely a little uncomfortable and somewhat awkward. ;-)

    ReplyDelete
  4. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2021 at 4:55 PM

    I hate prostate exams. However they are nothing compared to mammograms. My wife has nearly smacked rad-techs in the head when they cranked down too hard. Many guys don't know mammograms HURT.

    Colonoscopies don't hurt because you're out, but KNOWING what they do is bad enough.

    ReplyDelete

Comment moderation is enabled. Your comment will not be visible until approved. Arguing or use of insulting or derogatory language will result in your comment going unpublished: no name-calling. Comments I deem excessively partisan will not be published.