Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Oh, Happy Day

      Just as dizzy as can be this morning -- and I discovered that I had a forgotten dentist appointment today, an hour before my recently, reluctantly scheduled and much-dreaded m*mmogr*m.

      Should'a stood in bed.  Instead, I have rescheduled the dentist.  I don't mind going to the dentist.  I almost like it.  But the other?  No.  Just no.

4 comments:

TommyG said...

I’ll trade you 2 mammograms for a prostate exam.

Roberta X said...

Throw in two Pap smears (etc.) and you might have a viable offer...

The medical profession has no end of humiliating, uncomfortable experiences to give everyone.

Anonymous said...

"I’ll trade you 2 mammograms for a prostate exam."

I've had both (long story) and I'll take the prostate exam any time over the other. At least the prostate exam is merely a little uncomfortable and somewhat awkward. ;-)

Anonymous said...

I hate prostate exams. However they are nothing compared to mammograms. My wife has nearly smacked rad-techs in the head when they cranked down too hard. Many guys don't know mammograms HURT.

Colonoscopies don't hurt because you're out, but KNOWING what they do is bad enough.