Saturday, December 07, 2024

Grist For The Mill

     I'm not alone in suspecting the extinct megafauna of North America were delicious -- and that humans may have played a part in making them extinct.  There's new evidence that tends to support the notion that big critters were what's for dinner.

     Woolly mammoth, giant sloth -- you get just one of those, and you've fed the whole tribe, and probably gained enough leather to clothe half of them or make a new tent.  Lots of useful bone and sinew, too.  Those hunts may have been our first team sport and maybe that's why spending a weekend afternoon watching the Big Game is so appealing to so many people.  Almost as good as a big hunt with all your pals, and the feast afterward.  Go team mammoth-hunter!

2 comments:

Robert said...

The basis of the joke punchline "Vegetarian etymology: poor hunter."

Roberta X said...

It's a silly joke: we're omnivores, and fruits, vegetables and fungus are our dietary mainstays. Our long-ago ancestors got meat when they could, and ate most of it on the spot.