It Always Does, But...

     The last week or so before an election is always pretty wild, but the candidates and politicians campaigning for them are crazier than ever this year.  The TV ads here in Indiana -- usually a sure thing for Republicans, outside of a couple of U.S. House districts and city offices in the larger ones -- are just batty.  And the wildest so far are attack ads on the Democrats who, almost to a man, are the kind of Dems you get in Indiana: military vets who went to a name-brand university and have held smaller office, running the American cursus honorum in due order. And yet, somehow, their Republican opposite numbers, following much the same path, paint them as wilder than any coastal megapolitan firebrand, out to collectivize our kitchens in the light of blazing bonfires of brassieres and tax dollars.

     The actual difference between Indiana Democrats and Republicans used to be the color of their tie and if they were going to raise your income and property taxes, or sales taxes and license fees.  Presently, our GOP pols range from wild-eyed Christian Nationalists to lukewarm X-Nats to hoping they don't get primaried by one, while the Dems cover a spectrum from 1970s-style liberalism to nth-generation scions of political dynasties who live like wealthy Republicans, but wouldn't think of stepping outside family tradition.  We're lucky most of them are politicians first and foremost, with the exception of a handful of wild-eyed state office-holders in the mold of Lieutenant Governor Micah Beckwith, bearded fanatics who differ from the Taliban only in their choice of wardrobe and which direction the writing runs in their holy book.

     But if all you saw were the mailers, billboards and TV ads, you'd be pretty sure we're about to be overrun by a horde of gay transsexual communists aiming to tax everyone into poverty while running employers out of the state on a rail* and/or bought-and-sold apparatchiks snuggled in the pockets of big business and/or cynical grifters whose parents and grandparents are their only qualification for office.

     While Indiana has its fair share of losers, flakes and crooks in and running for office, we do not, in fact, have any more than is sadly normal for that line of work, and once next Tuesday has come and gone, we still won't.  I'm hoping we'll have a few more Democrats in office and a few less Republicans, for the simple reason that the Republican politicians as a group are presently a whole lot crazier than the Democrat ones, and far less inclined to respect the rule of law.  Play. By. The. Rules.  Stop trying to create second- and third-class citizens.  Stay out of people's bedrooms and doctor's offices.  C'mon, this isn't that difficult; just nib out.
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* I'm still trying to figure out how they're going to be able to tax people who won't have jobs.  My goodness, you don't suppose those ads are supposed to induce unreasoning panic instead of cool reflection?