...Overheard while I'm making a salad:
"Am not either getting out of the truck!"
"Okay, I'm getting out but if you guys leave m, I'm gonna shoot somebody."
(Bang-bang, kwha-hoom, bang)
click....you guys go on i'll be fine... (bang, bang-bang-bang)
"I did not say that! That's just the video game. I'm gettin' back in the truck!"
(intense battle sounds)
"Aw, they shot me. Daggone it! Grrr...."
T. R. MCELROY'S STREAMLINED TELEGRAPH KEYS
4 months ago