Tamara's Video Wargame

...Overheard while I'm making a salad:

"Am not either getting out of the truck!"
(bang-bang-bang)
"Okay, I'm getting out but if you guys leave m, I'm gonna shoot somebody."
(Bang-bang, kwha-hoom, bang)
click....you guys go on i'll be fine... (bang, bang-bang-bang)
"I did not say that! That's just the video game. I'm gettin' back in the truck!"
(intense battle sounds)
"Aw, they shot me. Daggone it! Grrr...."