You have to take a Yellow Cab to where N. Pierson St. vanishes. Sneak through the gate and turn right. There'll be a guy behind the bushes, smoking. Ask him, "Are you Mike?" and he'll unlock the side door. Go down the hall, turn right, and take a sharp left at the jog. Go through the first door in your path, go up the ramp, down three steps and along the row of cubicles. Stop at the last one in your left and ask for Sarah. She'll hand you a list of candidates for city and county offices. Whew! Indiana 2011 Primary Election Information.
They did a good job of hiding it from Google.
BUILDING A 1:1 BALUN
4 years ago
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And for God's sake, beware of the leopard.
Craptastic choices. For a moment I considered crossing party lines to vote for Sam Carson just to f**k the Democrats but then I thought that that might give Ballard a boost, thus f**king everyone.
None of the above.
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