I bragged to the chimp that I had opposable thumbs.
She said, "Good, because I'm against them."
I told her, "Not in that way."
Update
5 weeks ago
The further and continuing adventures of the girl who sat in the back of your homeroom, reading and daydreaming.
2 comments:
*Groan*
1) What cop car said.
2) Don't stop.
3) A dyslexic guy walked into a bra.
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