Here in the Heartland, don't try to rob the IGA! Please note the complete lack of "citizens shouldn't try this" in the report. You don't mess with people's grocery stores, you just don't; our cookin' may be plain but we're not about to miss meals for the asymmetrically entrepreneurial, okay?
(Thanks to the handsome and courageous Turk Turon for the link!)
CARBON MICROPHONE CHECKING
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